Dave Chappelle

"Every comic wants to be a musician. Every musician thinks they're funny. It's a very strange relationship that we have. Some musicians are funny. Some comedians can play. I'll give you an example: Mos Def, funny guy; Jamie Foxx, good singer and piano player. So you never know, you never know what kind of talent a person has. I'm mediocre at both, but I've managed to talk my way into a fortune!"

from Dave Chappelle's Block Party, 2005