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Beautifully grim adolescent vampiric love.
"Please Oskar... Be me, for a little while."
Showing posts with label Five Word Review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Five Word Review. Show all posts
2.18.2009
Five Word Review: Synecdoche, New York (■■■■)
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"There are millions of people in the world. And none of those people is an extra. They're all leads in their own stories. They have to be given their due."
12.27.2008
Five Word Review: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (■■■□)
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Best tale since Big Fish.
"We're meant to lose the people we love. How else would we know how important they are to us?"
11.16.2008
Five Word Review: Futurama: Bender's Game
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Keep giving these guys money!
( + )
(positive)
"Is that a hobbit over there?"
"No that's a hobo and a rabbit, but they're making a hobbit."
(positive)
"Is that a hobbit over there?"
"No that's a hobo and a rabbit, but they're making a hobbit."
11.15.2008
8.19.2008
8.10.2008
7.24.2008
Five Word Review: Hellboy II: The Golden Army
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Supernatural graphic symphony wrought corporeal.
( + )
(positive)
(positive)
7.18.2008
Five Word Review: The Dark Knight
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Redefines "You complete me." Scorseseazing.
( ++ )
(double-positive)
(double-positive)
7.01.2008
Five Word Review: WALL·E
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Prophetic poetic robot love. Glee.
( ++ )
(double-positive)
(double-positive)
6.08.2008
Five Word Review: You Don't Mess With The Zohan
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Ludicrous stereotypes, disturbing cougar coitus.
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(positive)
(positive)
5.23.2008
Five Word Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Authentic Indy meets X-Files, fatherhood.
( + )
(positive)
(positive)
5.14.2008
5.09.2008
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