James Carville

"Republicans just don't understand comedy...it's like me talking about nuclear physics, I mean I just don't have the background to talk about it; they just don't understand comedy. If they did they wouldn't put Dick Cheney out all the time."

on Real Time With Bill Maher, May 8, 2009

Frank Schaeffer on the Religious Right and the state of the GOP

"This is the drunk on the subway making all the trouble at the end of the car for all the people in the subway. There's a hundred decent citizens on there, there's one ass at the front end who's molesting women. That's the Republican Party now."