Tampa named "most caffeinated U.S. city"

New Poll: "Tampa, Fla., most caffeinated U.S. city"

Ever ride on our highways? "Give me more COFFEE! HONK! MOVE OUT OF MY WAY ASSHOLE! HONK! STAY IN YOUR LANE! HONK PUNCH HONK! MOTHERFUCKER, MOVE! [highbeams] HONK HONK! MORE CAFFEINE! FUCK! HONK! GET OFF THE HIGHWAY GRANDMA! HONK HONK! FUCK I SPILLED COFFEE ON MY CROTCH! [braking] FUUUUUUUU..." [swerve] [crash]

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